Anyone who’s ever had vaginitis—and that’s a sizable majority of those of us with vaginas—knows exactly how much fun it is: none. Actually, a lot less than none. To deal emotionally with vaginitis, you need to have fun in the bank. The vagina is an important and sensitive part of a woman’s body, and when it itches, hurts, or develops a funk, there’s no ignoring it. “Vaginitis” is the blanket term for several conditions that lead to those symptoms of vaginal irritation, and their myriad causes require myriad treatments. That means getting rid of vaginitis is largely a matter of determining which type you have. My latest article can get you started, but it’s often necessary to see a doctor to correctly diagnose and get rid of vaginitis.
The funny thing about a machine that cleans things is you don’t expect to have to clean them. To me, the dishwasher looked fine, we use it often and everything comes out clean. But when I began to remove racks and spray arms I was surprised to find stains, limescale and even a broken glass. I also discovered that a piece had broken in the main spray arm. So it turned out to be a good thing that I wrote this article. As far as cleaning the actual dishwasher I discovered that a mixture of vinegar soap and elbow grease was all it took. I managed to have the entire dishwasher cleaned in less than 20 minutes. And then as a final nail in the cleaning coffin I ran a quick rinse cycle with baking soda in the soap dispenser. That really put on the shine. Here read the full article How to Clean a Dishwasher and see for yourself.
I don’t know what it is about an overabundance of legs that weirds people out. It’s inexplicable yet undeniable. The more legs a thing has the more people tend to dislike it. I am quite certain that it has been mathematically proven. Yup. There is a direct correlation between the number of legs a thing has and the amount of fear, loathing and disgust that that thing imparts on the people around it. It doesn’t even matter how slowly that thing moves. Just look at a millipede. Those things are glacially slow and yet we still want to get rid of them. Luckily, for most people getting rid of millipedes isn’t all that difficult. A little bit of maintainance here, a little bit of drying things out there and VOILA! No more millipede infestation. Throw in a good millipede killer and you’ll have your house to yourself again in no time. So, if you’re tired of all those excess legs wandering around your house, check out this article and start to get rid of millipedes today.
At some point, stray dogs in the yard are bound to be an issue for everyone everywhere. Whether you live in an apartment, a house, on a farm or in a box, it simply doesn’t matter. Sooner or later you’re gonna end up with someone else’s dog’s poop on your doorstep. I grew up in a small town with dogs wandering all over the place. And actually, the poop wasn’t our biggest reason for wanting to get rid of dogs. We had our own dog’s safety to worry about and some of the strays wandering around weren’t particularly friendly. While I don’t condone his method of getting rid of dogs, my dad always just popped strays in the rump with an old (extremely low powered) Red Rider BB Gun. Don’t worry, it wouldn’t even break the skin. I speak from experience. I once volunteered to be shot in the shoulder with that same BB gun just to prove it. It stung, but it wasn’t that bad. If you’ve got some stray dogs you’re trying to get rid of, check out this article for a variety of suggestions on doing just that.
As a little tyke my parents were gone a lot which meant that my brothers and I were sometimes left to fend for ourselves when it came to meal time. I have one particular memory involving a nice big bowl of Cheerios with a little something extra. I remember thinking at the time that the little something extra was just some burnt Cheerios. Now that I’m a little older, I realize that those little dark bits probably weren’t burnt Cheerios. Since I don’t have a Delorian equipped with a flux capacitor, I will never be certain, but I’m pretty sure that bowl of Cheerios was littered with weevil carcasses. Luckily, aside from a little mental trauma, eating weevils can’t really hurt you. It’s just yucky. In later years when I allowed my flour to sit out and open for too long and it got weevily, I was able to figure out how to get rid of them before I ate them. Getting rid of weevils is not difficult. It just takes a little diligence. I’ve also learned that having weevils is not always a sign of poor housekeeping. Weevils are everywhere and everyone has to deal with them from time to time. If you’re one of the lucky ones trying to get rid of weevils at this time, check out this article.
If you have ever been on an elevator with someone who has farted. You know the effect it can have on the people enclosed in that small space with that putrid smell. Usually rage, disgust and occasionally sickness. This article How to Get Rid of Smells and Odors is an overview of several articles. They all have the common theme of an odor that you want to get rid of. The topics include skunk, urine, body, foot, vaginal, cigarettes and naturally - gas. I think you will find the articles both humorous and informative. Read the full article if you are interested. There are navigational links to the other articles with in the text of this one.
While writing the article How to Get Rid of Stomach Fat. I couldn’t help but feel a little hypocritical. You see, I have never ever tried to lose weight. I have lost weight but not intentionally. I would lose weight in the summer. Working 6 - 7 days a week can do that to a person. The really amazing thing about it was that I worked in a kitchen. At close proximity to lots of tasty food. I think I just got sick of food, so I didn’t eat much of it. Anyway the other odd thing about writing an article about weight loss is that all the questions have very simple and obvious answers. Eat fewer calories than you burn in a day and you will lose weight. That is the first obvious answer. The second is, the food you consume in a day should be part of a balanced diet. And lastly, get some exercise. With these three small but important bits of knowledge you should be able to lose weight. No seriously. Read the full article and tell me what you think of it.
My first experience with little black ants was back in the day when I was living in Bemidji. One evening I was watching my cats stare suspiciously at their food. Every now and then they would give it a tentative little bat with one of their paws. Upon closer inspection I found a hoard of little black ants going to town on the cat’s kibble. And so the cats were understandably pissed. I think at that point they wanted to get rid of little black ants worse than I did. It wasn’t until my second encounter with them that my desire to kill black ants began to rival theirs. If you have a queezy stomach you may wish to skip this part and go directly to the article. Anyway. I was sitting on my extraordinarily uncomfortable futon watching a little Animal Planet and drinking a Coke. I didn’t have a coffee table at the time so I was setting the Coke down on the floor when I wasn’t drinking it. I think you can guess what happened next. I grabbed my Coke off the floor, brought it to my lips and took a nice long swallow of little black ant juice. I could feel them against my lips and on my tongue but it was too late. I was able to spit a few of them out, but I know I swallowed some. Oh yeah. It was awesome. I felt sick for hours. That’s when I decided to get rid of little black ants and get rid of ‘em good. Hopefully you haven’t experienced anything like that and are just hoping to get rid of them before you do. Whatever the case, check out this article on little black ant control.
Suede is attractive and soft - soft enough to earn similes. For example, suede is as soft as Micheal Jordan’s jump shot…if he were made of melting butter. Suede is as soft as our former president’s grasp on the history of the Middle East. It is good that suede is attractive and soft, because it is a supreme hassle to clean. The part of the hide used and suede’s nappy finish make it far less resistant to stains and general filthiness than full-grade leather. You can’t throw just any old stain remover on suede; if you do, you’re bound to ruin it. There are tools and specific cleaners for suede, depending on your item’s particular finish. However, there are never any guarantees with suede, and so prevention is paramount. Read my latest article to learn how to clean suede safely by using the correct cleaners and tools.
So you’ve been turned down for a loan at every establishment in town, save for the rapacious, high interest affairs and the ones from the wise guys at the fish market, who offer suitcases full of cash. You’ve got bad credit, and it is killing your ability to buy a car, a home, insurance of any kind, or a mail order bride. Step away from the ledge, friend; there are many things you can do to raise your credit score and reclaim your financial future. The first thing you’ll need to do is stop the bleeding; put a halt on spending and budget to the penny. Next, you’ll need to learn the ins and outs of the FICO credit scoring system, how to find your credit score (actually free), and attack the entries that are keeping you in that rusted-out coffin on wheels. It won’t happen overnight, and anyone who promises that it will is most likely hell bent on taking your score even further into the abyss. You’ll have to be patient if you want clean credit, and that is what my lastest article is all about. Follow the link and you’ll find that learning how to clean credit isn’t impossible with a little patience and discipline.